Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Entry Not Worthy of Title That Requires Any Thought Whatsoever

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Really?

Really?


Weird Al in Lubbock? Who the fuck is responsible for this?

For the amount of money whatever booking/promotional company is going to pay this dude, couldn't they bring somebody not completely laughable? And look - I know we've all, at one point in our lives, had a spot in our hearts for Weird Al. I'm sure he's a smart, likable guy. I'm sure he's even OK to go have coffee and a sandwich with or something. Fine.

But buy a ticket to see him play music for an extended period of time, surrounded by the kind of people who would go to hear Weird Al play music for an extended period of time, in a venue highly unlikely to be piping in hydroponically-grown marijuana smoke for the entire concert?



No.

Troop Suicides, Their Masters of War, and the Jarring Realites of Home

Typically I prefer maintaining emotional distance via humor, irony, sarcasm, etc., but this was upsetting to me this morning. The following story, printed in its entirety, is from the Marine Corps Times, and is written by Jennifer C. Kerr for the the Associated Press.

While reading, or after reading, consider how advancements in troop-deployment technology may be one underlying cause in increased post-traumatic stress disorders. While speaking to a Mass Communications professor who received his masters in history, specializing in Vietnam and mine warfare, he brought to my attention the decreased interval of time between combat and arriving home.

In the past, noting mainly the World Wars, it would take American troops much longer to escape the war zone and cross the ocean for home, keeping them on ships with their fellow veterans, sometimes for months. This time was crucial for what I considered calling a sort of decompression. The horrors they'd just witnessed would have time to be talked about with the only other people who could understand - their brothers beside them. In these weeks, they could at least attempt to reconcile combat reality with the reality to which they would come home.

Now, you can leave Baghdad and be in your own bed in a matter of days, allowing no time for even discussion of what you'd just been through. I don't know enough about the actual times involved, or what the military currently provides, if anything, as a sort-of decompression and consultation thing. But, it is something to consider.

But, the article:

The battle within: Iraq vet suicides

By Jennifer C. Kerr - The Associated Press
Posted : Monday May 28, 2007 13:52:20 EDT

WASHINGTON — In the three months after Marine Maj. John Ruocco returned from Iraq feeling numb and depressed, he couldn’t sleep. He had lost weight. He had nightmares. He was distracted and withdrawn from his two young sons.

One night, he promised his wife, Kim, that he would get help. The next morning, he was dead. The 40-year-old Cobra helicopter pilot, based at Camp Pendleton, Calif., had hanged himself.

There are others. Army reservist Joshua Omvig. Army Capt. Michael Pelkey. Marines Jonathan Schulze and Jeffrey Lucey. Each came home from tours in Iraq and committed suicide.

Veterans’ groups and families who have lost loved ones say the number of troops struggling with post-traumatic stress disorder or other mental health issues is on the increase and not enough help is being provided by the Pentagon and the Veterans Affairs Department.

For some, there are long waits for appointments at the VA or at military posts. For others, the stigma of a mental health disorder keeps them from seeking help.

Paul Rieckhoff, executive director and founder of Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America, says that although suicides among troops returning from the war is a significant problem, the scope is unknown.

“The problem that we face right now is that there’s no method to track veterans coming home,” said Rieckhoff, who served in Iraq as a platoon leader in the first year of the war. “There’s no system. There’s no national registry.”

More than four years into the war, the government has little information on suicides among Iraq war veterans.

“We don’t keep that data,” said Karen Fedele, a VA spokeswoman in Washington. “I’m told that somebody here is going to do an analysis, but there just is nothing right now.”

The Defense Department does track suicides, but only among troops in combat operations such as Iraq and Afghanistan and in surrounding areas. Since the war started four years ago, 107 suicides during Iraq operations have been recorded by the Defense Manpower Data Center, which collects data for the Pentagon. That number, however, usually does not include troops who return home from the war zone and then take their lives.

For service members returning from combat, post-deployment health assessments include a questionnaire with queries about mental health. This year, the Pentagon expanded health monitoring for war veterans to include another screening three to six months after combat.

“We’re trying to reach out,” said Maj. Gen. Gale Pollock, the Army’s acting surgeon general. “Will we get to everyone on time? No, I wish we could.”

Pollock said the Army is expanding a program started in January at Fort Bragg, N.C., which aims to lessen the stigma associated with post-traumatic stress disorder. It brings behavioral health staff directly into primary care clinics instead of making soldiers go to a separate mental health facility for help.

Earlier this month, a Pentagon task force warned that the military health care system is overburdened and not sufficient to meet the needs of troops suffering from PTSD and other psychological problems. The panel called for a fundamental shift in treatment to focus on screening and prevention instead of relying on troops to come forward on their own.

Shortcomings in mental health care were also identified in a recent report by the VA’s inspector general. It found that several of the agency’s hospitals and clinics lacked properly trained workers and had inadequate screening for mental health problems. It said this put Iraq veterans at increased risk of suicide.

Floyd “Shad” Meshad, president and founder of the California-based National Veterans Foundation, has no doubt that military suicides are a growing problem. He said he receives 2 to 3 calls each week from Iraq veterans contemplating suicide — or from their families.

A Vietnam veteran who has counseled other vets for more than 30 years, Meshad runs a toll-free support line based in Los Angeles. He was asked recently to help train counselors at the Suicide Prevention Center in Los Angeles, where a spike in calls from veterans has been reported.

One of the biggest challenges for troubled vets is the stigma of a mental health disorder, said Meshad. “It’s very, very hard for you to reach out and say ‘I’m hurting.’ It’s hard for men to do it, but particularly (for) a soldier who’s endured life and death situations.”

Kim Ruocco of Newbury, Mass., said her husband, John, was a role model for the young Marines he led in war. He worried about the ramifications of seeking help, personally and professionally.

“He felt like that was the end of everything for him,” Kim Ruocco recalls. “He felt like his Marines would, you know, be let down.”

Ruocco ended his life in February 2005, a few weeks before he was to redeploy to Iraq.

Joshua Omvig, 22, a member of the Army Reserve from Grundy Center, Iowa, also took his own life. In December 2005, he shot himself in front of his mother after an 11-month tour in Iraq.

His parents, Ellen and Randy Omvig, say Joshua wouldn’t talk much about Iraq. They tried to get him help, but he worried that it would hurt his career if the Army found out, said his father.

Randy Omvig says the military and VA need to offer better readjustment counseling. There should be teams of health professionals, he said, who come to the base to talk to the troops in a comfortable setting with their comrades.

“It’s like you and I going out on that interstate and driving 65 miles an hour and then all of a sudden deciding to put it in first gear,” Omvig said. “What happens? Does the car handle it very well? Some will handle it, a lot of them are going to have problems.”

The Senate Committee on Veterans’ Affairs is considering a bill named for Joshua Omvig. It directs the VA to develop a suicide prevention program for veterans suffering from PTSD and other depression issues. It unanimously passed the House in March.

The VA declined to comment about the bill or its requirements.

For some troops returning from Iraq, the wait for care is too long.

Army Capt. Michael Pelkey, who suffered from night sweats, anxiety, headaches and exhaustion when he returned, sought help at Fort Sill, Okla. His wife, Stefanie, said the mental health facility there was understaffed and Michael was told he’d have to wait up to two months for an appointment.

He went off-base in Nov. 2004 and a civilian counselor diagnosed him with post-traumatic stress disorder. His wife says it came too late. He shot himself in the living room a week later.

Jonathan Schulze of New Prague, Minn., also tried to get help after he came home from Iraq. His parents say he asked to be admitted to a VA hospital but was turned away twice. The VA disputes that. The Marine hanged himself in January at the age of 25.

For Marine Jeffrey Lucey, the return home from Iraq was followed by months of emotional and mental torment, said his father, Kevin Lucey. The 23-year-old killed himself in June 2004 at his parents’ home in Belchertown, Mass. His father found him dead in the basement, hanging by a garden hose.

There are more. Robert Decouteaux, Douglas Barber, William Howell, Andre McDaniel, Jeremy Wilson, Robert Hunt, Chris Dana and David Guindon — all men who served in the Iraq war and killed themselves after coming home.

Veterans groups worry there will be more given the rise in cases of post-traumatic stress disorder.

PTSD disability claims to the VA increased almost 80 percent over five years — from 120,265 in 1999 to 215,871 in 2004. Benefit payments jumped nearly 150 percent, from $1.72 billion to $4.28 billion in the same period, according to a report this month from a committee of the Institute of Medicine and the National Research Council.

Marine Cpl. Cloy Richards says he experienced symptoms of PTSD after two tours in Iraq. “I was depressed all the time. I just hated myself,” he recalled.

He couldn’t sleep. He didn’t want to be around other people. One day, he said, he put a gun in his mouth and then decided to call his mom to say goodbye. She talked him down.

Richards, 23, said he had trouble getting appointments at his local VA in Missouri, but eventually received counseling from a Vietnam veteran who taught him how to better cope with his anger and anxiety. Richards has become an outspoken critic of the war, joining Iraq Veterans Against the War.

He wants to be happy, he says, but still feels troubled.

“My counselor says that comes from guilt,” Richards said. “I feel guilty about being happy since, you know, some of my friends died in Iraq and I’m alive.”




Now, after having read that, watch this:




No one suffers more than the President.
No one suffers more than the President.
Poor, poor President.

The Title's Stayin', Apparently So Are We

Look, as it is, our two heroes may be in Lubbock for a while longer.


There's not much to do in Lubbock. Except complain about it. So, I'm sure there will be a veritable bevy of new blogs in the coming days, now that we have accepted our continued stay here.

Also, while it's quite fun to attack things here, I suppose we'll try and lighten it up with puppy dogs and ice cream and rainbow-farting unicorns from time to time.



Now, we realize that the title of the blog, The Great Bible Belt Escape, therefore may temporarily be inaccurate. But, we're falling back on the claim that we never actually said WHEN this escape would occur. So there.

Even if we're rolling ourselves out of town in wheelchairs with fractured hips and hearing aids blowing out in the wind, we'll escape.

Perhaps we're just enjoying detailing the absurdities of this place too much to leave.

Mmm...maybe. But mostly we're broke as shit.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Bill Moyers' Commencement Speech

Bill Moyers is chairman of the Schumann Center for Media and Democracy and an independent journalist with his own production company. This article is the commencement address Bill Moyers gave this year at Southern Methodist University.


Thank you for this honor and for inviting me to participate in this occasion. It would be a privilege to receive your honorary degree anytime, but I am especially pleased to be on the same platform with Marsh Terry, a beacon from “High on the Hilltop” for all these years now, and Bill Solomon, whose business and civic contributions are laced with a deep social conscience. I am humbled to be standing between two originals—one in literature, the humanities and the classroom, and the other in corporate governance and community service.

I am, after all, just a journalist. I make my living explaining things I don’t understand—a beachcomber on the shores of other people’s experience and wisdom. Furthermore, I know just where journalists stand on the scale of approval in our country. Some years ago when I gave the commencement at another university, a young woman who had just graduated came up to me and said, “Mr. Moyers, you have been in both journalism and government. That makes everything you say twice as hard to believe.”

So much for notoriety.

Thank you, President Gerald Turner, faculty, and trustees for temporarily elevating my status today.

To the graduating class I say: Fear not, I will be brief. I know you have worked hard to reach this point and are eager to get that parchment in your hand and head for the exit to celebrate. I will do my part to clear your path. In fact, your cell phones may be off but President Turner insisted I leave mine on so that he can call me if I go past the allotted 12 minutes.

Actually, I considered simply imitating one of the great humorists of my time, the late Bob Hope, who stood up at a commencement like this, looked out across the crowd, and said, “Graduates, its cruel world out there—DON’T GO!” And promptly sat down.

Because it is a cruel world out there, this is not the speech I intended to give today. I had intended a short, snappy summary of what to do with your education. You know the drill: Find something you love to do, and then put everything you have into that work. Don’t take anything for granted, but apply yourself every day, and keep your mind open so the learning never stops. Follow your bliss when faced with hard decisions—listen to the still small voice only you can hear. Don’t let material success or power fool you into giving up the simple human things you will cherish above all in the end. And yes—be lucky like me.

All this advice is 100 percent true, and I would like to leave it there. But I can’t. As I was considering what to say to you, making notes and consulting colleagues, news arrived of the Virginia Tech massacre. As I watched the coverage and read the news I realized that I had to abandon the speech that I had been working on. Since then, I haven’t been able to think about your commencement without also thinking about the commencement Virginia Tech went ahead and held a few days ago in the wake of the murders. I had given the commencement there some years ago. I’d had a wonderful time, reveling in the festivities of the weekend. I remember so well the happy faces of parents, friends, and kin—faces like yours. These memories came rushing back as I watched coverage of the carnage. The community that had been so hospitable to me had become a slaughter house. So I have been asking myself what it would have been like to give the commencement there this month, before an audience stricken with grief and before chairs left empty by the fallen, instead of here at SMU.

I have pored over the obituaries of the victims, not from some macabre fascination but because I wanted to understand what we lost, and to try and grasp how their fathers and mothers and grandparents and brothers and sisters would be coping with profound personal loss when a ceremony of life has turned to mourning.

The family of Ryan Clark, for example. Friends called him “Stack.”
He played baritone in Virginia Tech’s marching band, served as its personnel officer, counseled children with special needs in summer camp, spent his Thanksgiving vacation in New Orleans helping relief victims, and maintained a 4.0 grade point average while majoring in biology and English. When he was shot that day he was on his way to help another student. What did we lose when we lost Ryan Clark?

Or Jarrett Lane. A skinny guy with the heart of a champion, according to his basketball coach.
He won honors in four sports, played in the band, and had just been accepted to the master’s program in engineering at the University of Florida. The day before the shooting, he went to his beloved Baptist church, walked quietly to the front, and prayed. What did we lose when we lost Jarrett Lane?

Or Julie Pryde.
Julie Pryde had come up with a plan for the university to compost food waste generated in the dining halls instead of sending it to landfills. She wanted to complete her master’s and go abroad to help the world’s poor create clean water systems. She had a booming belly life, friends said; she felt things fully. What did we lose when we lost Julie Pryde?

Or Juan Ortiz, Rachael Hill, Henry Lee, Waleed Mohammud Shaalan, or Daniel Perez Cueva—and all the others?

I am not trying to spoil your day with dark portraits from another place. But as one of your own SMU students, Jamila Benkata, said after the slaughter at Virginia Tech, it could have happened here. It did happen at my alma mater, the University of Texas, in 1966, 10 years after I graduated. Nineteen dead, twice that many wounded. And it has happened at other universities over the years. I am not, however, trying to spoil your day. To the contrary, this moment, this time together is all the more hallowed by the remembrance of how precious life is, and how fragile and fleeting. I am an old man now, past his biblical three score and ten, and it is from long experience I tell you: Take hold of this day…pull it close…squeeze from it every drop of joy and camaraderie —for it’s almost noon and already half over.

Trust me: The Black Swans in your life will come soon enough—“the dark birds of history”—dramatic, unpredictable events that break across our assumptions and ambitions and force us to reckon with the extreme, the malevolent, the unknown, and the improbable. I speak as one who was born in the depths of the Great Depression, lived through World War II, the Korean War, the Cold War, the Vietnam War, two Iraqi wars, and 9/11, which occurred within sight of our offices in New York City. Over and again since 9/11, and more than once since the horror of Virginia Tech, I have gone back to my copy of Ernest Dowson’s Vitae Summa Brevis:

They are not long/ the days of wine and roses/Out of a misty dream/Our path emerges for a while/then closes/Within a dream.

Ernest Dowson died at 33; his own days were not long. But you can live to be 100 and in the great procession of time, your life is no more than the blink of an eye, the span of a hand. It is not how long you live that determines the quality of your presence here but what you see with that eye and do with that hand. So once again: Seize the day, pull it close (and with it the people you love), squeeze the juices from it—and savor every sweet drop. I say this for the benefit of all 9000 of you here today, myself included. But I have something more to say just to the graduating class. Everyone else, pardon me while I speak just to them.

My young friends, you are not leaving here in ordinary times. The ancient Greeks had a word for a moment like this. They called it “kairos.” Euripedes describes kairos as the moment when “the one who seizes the helm of fate, forces fortune.” As I was coming here to Dallas today to ask what you are going to do to make the most of your life, I thought: Please God, let me be looking in the face of some young man or woman who is going to transcend the normal arc of life, who is going one day to break through, inspire us, challenge us, and call forth from us the greatness of spirit that in our best moments have fired the world’s imagination. You know the spirit of which I speak. Memorable ideas sprang from it: “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”…“created equal”… “government of, by, and for the people”…“the only thing we have to fear is fear itself”…“I have a dream.” Those were transformational epochs in American politics, brought forth by the founding patriots who won our independence, by Lincoln and his Lieutenants who saved the Union, by Franklin Roosevelt who saved capitalism and democracy, and by Martin Luther King, martyred in the struggle for equal rights. These moments would have been lost if left to transactional politics—the traditional politics of “You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.” But moral leadership transcended the realities at hand and changed the course of our history.

Never have we been more in need of transformational leadership.

America’s a great promise but it’s a broken promise.

It’s not right that we are entering the fifth year of a war started on a suspicion. Whatever your party or politics, my young friends, America can’t sustain a war begun under false pretenses because it is simply immoral to ask people to go on dying for the wrong reasons. We cannot win a war when our leaders don’t have the will or courage to ask everyone to sacrifice, and place the burden on a few hundred thousand Americans from the working class led by a relative handful of professional officers. As is often said—America’s not fighting the war; the American military is fighting the war, everyone else is at the mall. Our leaders are not even asking us to pay for it. They’re borrowing the money and passing the IOU’s to you and your kids.

America needs fixing. Our system of government is badly broken.

You are leaving here as our basic constitutional principles are under assault—the rule of law, an independent press, independent courts, the separation of church and state, and the social contract itself. I am sure you learned about the social contract here at SMU. It’s right there in the Constitution—in the Preamble: “We, the People”—that radical, magnificent, democratic, inspired and exhilarating idea that we are in this together, one for all and all for one.

I believe this to be the heart of democracy. I know it to be a profoundly religious truth. Over in East Texas where I grew up, my father’s greatest honor, as he saw it, was to serve as a deacon in the Central Baptist Church. In those days we Baptists were, in matters of faith, sovereign individualists: the priesthood of the believer, soul freedom, “Just you and me, Lord.” But time and again, as my dad prayed the Lord’s Prayer, I realized that it was never in the first person singular. It was always: “Give us this day our daily bread.” We’re all in this together; one person’s hunger is another’s duty.

Let me see if I can say it a different way. A moment ago, when the reunion class of 1957 stood up to be recognized, I was taken back half a century to my first year at the University of Texas. In my mind’s eye I saw Gilbert McAlister—“Dr. Mac”—pacing back and forth in his introductory class to anthropology. He had spent his years as a graduate student among the Apache Indians on the plains of Texas. He said he learned from them the meaning of reciprocity. In the Apache tongue, he told us, the word for grandfather was the same as the word for grandson. Generations were linked together by mutual obligation. Through the years, he went on; we human beings have advanced more from collaboration than competition. For all the chest-thumping about rugged individuals and self-made men, it was the imperative and ethic of cooperation that forged America. Laissez-faire—“Leave me alone”—didn’t work. We had to move from the philosophy of “Live and let live” to “Live and help live.” You see, civilization is not a natural act. Civilization is a veneer of civility stretched across primal human appetites. Like democracy, civilization has to be willed, practiced, and constantly repaired, or society becomes a war of all against all.

Think it over: On one side of this city of Dallas people pay $69 for a margarita and on the other side of town the homeless scrounge for scraps in garbage cans. What would be the civilized response to such a disparity?

Think it over: In 1960 the gap in wealth between the top 20 percent of our country and the bottom 20 percent was 30 fold. Now it is 75 fold. Stock prices and productivity are up, and CEO salaries are soaring, but ordinary workers aren’t sharing in the profits they helped generate. Their incomes aren’t keeping up with costs. More Americans live in poverty—37 million, including 12 million children. Twelve million children! Despite extraordinary wealth at the top, America’s last among the highly developed countries in each of seven measures of inequality. Our GDP outperforms every country in the world except Luxembourg. But among industrialized nations we are at the bottom in functional literacy and dead last in combating poverty. Meanwhile, regular Americans are working longer and harder than workers in any other industrial nation, but it’s harder and harder for them to figure out how to make ends meet…how to send the kids to college…and how to hold on securely in their old age. If we’re all in this together, what’s a civilized response to these disparities?

America’s a broken promise. America needs fixing.

So I look out on your graduating class and pray some one or more of you will take it on. I know something about the DNA in this institution—the history that created this unique university. Although most of you are not Methodists, you can be proud of the Methodist in SMU. At the time of the American Revolution only a few hundred people identified with Methodism. By the Civil War it was the largest church in the country with one in three church members calling Methodism their faith community. No institution has done more to shape America’s moral imagination. If America is going to be fixed, I believe someone with this DNA will be needed to do it. It’s possible. So as you leave today, take with you Rilke’s counsel “to assume our existence as broadly as we can, in any way we can. Everything, even the unheard of, must be possible in this life. The only courage demanded of us is courage for the most singular and the most inexplicable that we may encounter.”

Some of the elders among you will remember that Martin Luther King made a powerful speech here at SMU in 1966. It’s been said—this part of the story may be apocryphal—that when he was asked why he chose SMU instead of one of the all-black colleges, Dr. King replied: “Because if John Wesley were around he’d be standing right here with me.” Martin Luther King said at SMU: “…The challenge in the days ahead is to work passionately and unrelentingly…to make justice a reality for all people.” One of your own graduates—the Reverend Michael Waters—got it right a few years ago when he was a student here: “Martin Luther King became the symbol not only of the civil rights movement but of America itself: A symbol of a land of freedom where people of all races, creeds, and nationalities could live together as a Beloved Community.”

Not as an empire. Or a superpower. Not a place where the strong take what they can and the weak what they must. But a Beloved Community. It’s the core of civilization, the crux of democracy, and a profound religious truth.

But don’t go searching for the Beloved Community on a map. It’s not a place. It exists in the hearts and minds—our hearts and minds—or not at all.

I pray I am looking into the face of someone who will lead us toward it.

Good luck to each and every one of you.

No flying cars, no hoverboards, no time machines, no less a DeLoreon time machine...man Back to the Future was a tease!

So, Ill admit it right now from the get go. This blog really has nothing to do with escaping the Bible Belt. Well, I guess it kinda does, but I am not going to explain it, you readers will just have to imagine it for yourselves.

So I really want a time machine. I honestly don't care what type. Although a DeLoreon time machine would be pretty fucking sweet!

Why do I want a time machine you ask? To see dinosaurs roam the earth? To see modern marvels of the world, like the pyramids or the Great Wall of China or the Golden Gate Bridge, etc.? To relive wars that actually had a purpose? To work with great photographers like Ansel Adams and others? To go into the future and see what is going to happen to me, to my friends and family? To see us living on the moon or other planets once we finally destroy Earth?

No. To all of these. Well, I would like to see the dinosaurs. I was a huge dino-nerd when I was younger. Still kinda am.

So what would I do with a time machine? Simple. I would travel about a year into the future to see what I hope is one of the most violent, most blood spilled, most intense movie...of all fucking time. And no, I am not talking about the True-Life movie based on "Operation Iraqi Freedom/Kill the Terrorists" (or whatever we are currently calling the 9-11 revenge war we are in).

I am talking about "John Rambo." Rambo IV.

The tag line: “When you’re pushed…killing’s as easy as breathing.”

How fucking awesome is that. The plot is even better.

From imdb.com:

"Vietnam veteran John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) has survived many harrowing ordeals in his lifetime and has since withdrawn into a simple and secluded existence in Bangkok, where he spends his time salvaging old PT boats and tanks for scrap metal. Even though he is looking to avoid trouble, trouble has a way of finding him. A group of Christian human rights missionaries, led by Michael Burnett and Sarah Miller, approach Rambo with the desire to rent his boat to travel up the river to Burma. For over fifty years, Burma has been like a war zone. The Karen people of the region, who consist of peasants and farmers, have endured brutally oppressive rule from the murderous Burmese military and have been struggling for survival every single day. This is the time when medical assistance and general support from the Christian missionaries is needed most. After some consideration, and due to insistence from his mentor, former military man Ed Baumgartner, Rambo accepts the offer and takes Michael, Sarah, and the rest of the missionaries up the river. When the missionaries finally arrive at the Karen village, they are ambushed by the sadistic Major Pa Tee Tint and a slew of Burmese army men. A portion of the villagers and missionaries are tortured and viciously murdered, while Tint and his men hold the remainder captive. News soon reaches the minister in charge of the mission and with the help of Ed Baumgartner he employs Rambo to lead a rescue effort. With five young and highly diverse mercenaries at his disposal, Rambo has to travel back up the river and liberate the survivors from the clutches of Major Tint in what may be one of his deadliest missions ever Written by stallonezone.com

The next chapter finds Rambo recruited by a group of Christian human rights missionaries to protect them against pirates, during a humanitarian aid deliver to the persecuted Karen people of Burma. After some of the missionaries are taken prisoner by sadistic Burmese soldiers, Rambo gets a second impossible job: to assemble a team of mercenaries to rescue the surviving relief workers. Written by aintitcool.com"

And the trailer is even fucking better. Not to take much from it, you should still watch it. But just in the trailer, Stallone cuts someone's head off, shoots someone with a machine gun until they disintegrate into little pieces, nearly rips someone's head off (he actually begins to rip the guys head off), and shoots an arrow into someone causing them to fall on a land mine.


AND THIS IS JUST THE FUCKING TRAILER!!!!! YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT!!!!



If for some reason, you can not watch it here (for some reason they have been removing these form YouTube.com), then you can see it here.


The only bad thing. It doesn't come out until fucking May 2008. Hence the desire for a time machine.

Speaking of Sly. In what I am sure is a totally unrelated story, he was recently fined over $10,000 for importing hormones into Australia. Read more here.
I wonder is Sly is already trying to build up the hype for this movie?

Maybe I will go and find Marty McFly and Doc and tell them to take me to go see this movie tomorrow. Hell, I bet we could just take the DeLoreon to the drive-in.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Oh My God, This is Like Marshall Mcluhan on Acid in the Internet Age

Dudes, this is ridiculous. Make sure your speakers are on and that you are prepared to be manipulated. It's a journey through drug experiences, and your computer feels the side effects. It's an anti-drug PSA essentially, but pretty cool for something inherently lame.

This Baby Jesus Likes to Party

As you may know, Lubbock's crime rate, especially that of violent crime, is disproportionately high. It's a not-so-secret secret of this immaculate Bible Belt buckle, where the good ol' folks want to live in a bubble full of angels and football dreams.

But, fear not Lubbockites, because the LPD is hot on the trail of the latest local villains hellbent on world domination.

That's right. Our donut-caked moustachioed heroes have allowed us all to rest a little easier tonight, snug and comfortable on our pillows and prayers. For folks, the Lubbock Police Department has foiled another group of sex-crazed scoundrels running a motley den of sin.

From lubbockonline.com:
"The owner of a lingerie shop where undercover officers arrested a store employee earlier this month could also face charges in connection with sexual devices that police recently confiscated from the store, Lubbock’s police chief said Tuesday."

"Four undercover officers served a search warrant at Somethin’ Sexy lingerie shop on Slide Road on May 4. An employee who sold a sexual device to an undercover police officer was arrested and charged with promotion of obscene devices — a class A misdemeanor."

"[Police Chief Claude] Jones cited chapter 43 of the Texas Penal Code, which prohibits the possession of six or more obscene devices — described as 'a dildo or artificial vagina, designed and marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.'

I'm slightly troubled by the seemingly necessary inclusion of the word "human" in that last sentence.

But now to the hot and sexy details:
"Inside a closed cabinet at the rear of the store, police discovered dozens of 'hard core' sexual devices 'obviously intended for sexual gratification,' Jones said."

"According to police records, about 120 items were confiscated from Somethin’ Sexy, ranging from vibrating tongue rings to a remote vibrating thong."

Remote vibrating thong? Are people so lazy that they need a remote for this? They're too lazy to keep their hands on their own genitals?

Anyway, I'm glad to know we got these scoundrels. I hope they rot in prison forever. You don't expect us to just let these fiends peddle their filth to adults who actively request to see and purchase these items do you? My God, we can't just allow private morality to escape the whims of puritanical-based legislation can we? What would become of this utopian oasis we call home?

Perhaps the police thought the dildos were somehow tied to a murder. Like, if the boardgame clue took place in Lubbock instead of a mysterious mansion, we could say that "It was Mrs. White...in the Somethin' Sexy Lingerie store on slide...with...the dreaded Dildo of Thor!"


I can't help but think that if the "obscene devices" looked like this




we wouldn't be having a problem. I mean, a Baby Jesus Buttplug? That's good Christian fun right there.

Monday, May 21, 2007

A Republican Moves Beyond Sloganeering!




Wow, this guy is currently the only Republican I can bear to listen to. In fact, this was downright worthy of discussion. I can't get over this. Blitzer tried to keep dumbing it down, but Paul stood his ground and refused to get caught up in the media's habit of glossing over things, making them only black and white.

This is an issue that must be debated, and Paul is a candidate worth listening to. The "terrorists" don't "hate our freedoms." They may be disgusted by our crass consumerism, loose morals and spiritual degradation, but they did not attack us just because I am free to rent a Chuck Norris movie or a woman is allowed to show her face. That's stupid and lazy. Paul notes the sanctions we imposed on Iraq as one example, but it's willful ignorance and media manipulation to think that decades of a foreign policy full of intervention, mostly motivated to secure financial benefits, will not result in that wonderful CIA term, blowback. Even now, in Iraq, we are creating radicals out of moderates. The children of innocent parents won't be sending Bush any thank you cards in exchange for our version of freedom.


I'm still hoping Bill Richardson receives more publicity. If you know absolutely nothing of Richardson, all you have to do to be impressed is read the prologue of his book, Between Worlds: The Making of an American Life, in which he details a meeting with Saddam Hussein to negotiote the release of US troops. The guy has balls.

Whereupon You Experience Shooting Pain in the Chest and Wrists

I believed in neither love nor marriage until this moment:








That's right, lonely hearts. Cast your forlorn gaze upon Mr. And Mrs. Twinkie and their Tiered Twinkie Cake, perfect for a dream wedding. I mean, look at their little outfits. Aren't they adorable?

The recipe calls for 59 twinkies.

That sounds like a recipe...for a happy marriage! (that's when my drummer's supposed to do that bah-dum-bum thing to indicate the recent delivery of a clever joke)


And look at this little cowpoke:



Sort of reminds me of something...




Eerie.


From the Hostess Web site:
"Twinkies were developed as an inexpensive treat during the Depression. Jimmy Dewar, manager of the Schiller Park, IL bakery, noticed the pans for Hostess' Little Shortbread Fingers were only used during summer months. Dewar decided to make use of the pans throughout the year by filling them with golden sponge cake and banana filling. Today's vanilla filling was the result of a banana shortage during World War II. En route to show off his new idea in St. Louis, Dewar saw a billboard for "Twinkle Toe Shoes" - and the name Twinkies was born."

Sunday, May 20, 2007

God's Got a New Buddy!





Yeah, we're a little late on this.


The story from the Lubbock Avalance Journal is, of course, glowing with adoration in its retrospective. Read it here, and notice this line in reference to Falwell - "Once he began to speak out on political issues, he didn't worry about being politically correct. His concern was to be biblically correct."

Clever wordplay A-J Religion Editor, Beth Pratt. But really? Biblically correct?



That was from Corinthians right?
"But you gotta kill the terrorists before the killing stops...Chase them all over the world, if it takes ten years, blow them all away in the name of the Lord."

Amen.

Even Jesse Jackson was bewildered by those comments. The circumstances are indeed rare when Jesse Jackson is the one in the room rolling his eyes.

But returning to the story in the A-J, there is not one negative statement about Falwell. The only comment not a semantic hummer was this gem:

"I'm still surprised that he died."

He was 73 years old and had the jowls of ten men! The dude was a fucking walking Ho Ho!


Last time he fell on his keys, he cut his leg open and bled gravy all over Revelations.

I read that somewhere I think.



Fun Facts and quotes:

Falwell referred to the Civil Rights Movement as the "Civil Wrongs Movement."

He believed in a sinful homosexual agenda dedicated to the recruitment and molestation of children. "Gay folks would just as soon kill you as look at you."

"Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions."



In conclusion, Christopher Hitchens says it much more ferociously and eloquently than I could even hope to.

Monday, May 14, 2007

My first contribution to this awesomeness of blogs!

I am sitting in the Houston International Airport. I have been here since almost 9 am. I am on my way back to Lubbock from McAllen. My original flight from McAllen to Houston was at 9:30; but since my dad dropped me off on his way to work early, I was able to catch an earlier flight. I was under the impression that I would also catch the earlier flight from Houston to Lubbock. I didn’t. So I left McAllen at 7:30. I got to Houston around 8:45. Was told the 11:00 flight to Lubbock was full and I would have to wait until my original flight that left at 2:10. Fuck. Stuck in Houston Airport for almost 5 hours.


Did I mention my luggage is on the earlier flight? So it will be waiting for me when I get to Lubbock. Which I suppose is good news. But it will have been sitting there for almost the same amount of time I have been stuck in Houston. Fuck.


So I did the good son thing and came home for mother’s day. It was somewhat emotional. I won’t go into detail about this, but for those of you that know what all has gone on with my mother, you will understand.


It was also very boring. So I thought about a lot of things. About my life. My parents. My future.


Leaving Lubbock was good. Although it was only for a few days, it was still a nice needed break. It helped me escape my reality and feelings of failure and depression that I face nearly everyday in Lubbock. However, while I escaped my reality I was faced with my parent’s reality. The reality that my mother really isn’t getting any better. The reality that she is going to have back surgery…again. The reality that she is dying, and all my father can do is sit back, give her drugs to help the pain and wait for the inevitable. It is hard. It’s hard when I talk to them on the phone. But it’s worse then I am there, because I actually see what is going on. I can almost look at my mother and feel her pain. I can feel my father’s pain. As hard as is to leave since I do not see them very much, I almost feel a bit of relief when I do leave. I hate seeing her in pain. I want to help, but I know I can’t.

I realized a lot this weekend. I need to change. I want to change. I have to change. I honestly hate feeling like a failure whenever I go home. I have the feeling when I look into my fathers eyes. It’s a feeling of disappointment. A feeling of disapproval of what I am doing with my life.

My mother cried when I left this morning. When my father dropped me off at the airport, he told me that this was the happiest he has seen my mother in a long time. It was hard. A tear ran down my cheek. He then told me this was the happiest he has been in a long time too. I lost it. In fact, I am holding back tears right now. It is hard.

I am looking forward to getting back to Lubbock. This is good and bad. The only reason I am looking forward to coming back is because everything I have is there. Everything I know is pretty much in Lubbock. My belongings. My car. My friends. Although I love seeing my parents, not knowing the area or anyone there makes is hard to go home. All I ever do is sit around and watch TV. Granted, I don’t do much in Lubbock. But at least if I wanted to, I could.

I am also familiar with Lubbock. This will change soon. Soon I will leave. I have to leave. I feel like Lubbock is sucking me in more and more everyday. I have found myself OK with staying here and working in Lubbock until whenever. That can not happen. I want to do something with my life.

I will be 27 in June. It is time for a change.

Once I get back to Lubbock, things will be different. Maybe not that different at first, but they will change gradually.

I plan on starting to take more pictures. Create better portfolios. Hell, who am I kidding, create portfolios period. I am going to learn video editing. Learn to create a web site.

I also plan to write more. Mainly poetry.

I am going to update my resume and start applying for jobs.

I am going to get a second job. I need to start saving.

I will travel to Dallas during summer and spend some time working with R.J. I also will try to go to Portland. To see if I really do want to possibly move there.

These are just a few of the steps I much take to change things in my life. To get out of Lubbock and do something with my life.

I also plan on going back to school. I haven’t completely decided what for yet, but I have a few ideas.

I also need to stop abusing my body. I need to stop the drinking. Or at least not drink nearly as much. For reasons such as financial and health, the drinking will slow down for me. Possible cease. I also will start working out more. Working out more regularly. I start and go pretty solid for a few weeks but then stop. I even bought some equipment for my house and haven’t even touched it. I put it together and out it in the corned. And there it still sits.

Although I am not sure when I will be leaving Lubbock, it will happen. I have very little here. I do not need to be here. However, there are things that seem to keep me here and make me want to stay longer. I have thought a lot about those things. I know I need to face facts and reality. I need to start thinking more for myself. I have spent too much of my life trying to make others happy. Even at the risk of hurting myself in the process. This has to stop. It has made my depression worse.

I know it will probably be December before I leave. This is mainly so I can save money for when I move. However, if the right job comes along, my time in Lubbock may be shorter.

The count down to leaving Lubbock has begun.

*So I know this may not relate much to this blog, but part of it does. Plus I felt like I needed to add something soon, since I am one of the prime contributors. Soon I will be posting more pictures for your viewing enjoyment. Along with random blogs about my progress of changing and leaving Lubbock and hopefully some poetry. I hope you all will enjoy.*

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Jazz For Your Eyes

Matthew Shipp interview and performance -


Don Ellis documentary -



Intro to Sun Ra's Space Is the Place -


Art Ensemble of Chicago -

Friday, May 11, 2007

Iraq for Sale

If you want to know some of the economic motivations behind the war in Iraq, watch Iraq for Sale by the filmmaker Robert Greenwald.

The film documents the increase in what Dwight Eisenhower dubbed the "military-industrial complex." In his original speech, however, he included "congress," which is truly more accurate. Private contracts with corporations like Blackwater and Halliburton create dangerous complexities in what is already the most complex move a country can make - war. The United States sends civilians to do jobs formerly covered by the American military, and this film addresses the serious questions that such a way of fighting a war raises.


Seriously, it's the full film. Watch it all. Here it is.

Job Possibility in Austin, TX

Here's a posting I found on craigslist. I think maybe I'm qualified. Perhaps...overqualified?

This, of course, was a job found under the "et cetera" category:

Semen Donors Needed

Fairfax Cryobank was established in 1986 and provides infertile
patients with anonymous donor semen in the United States and many foreign
countries. We are currently seeking healthy college educated men of all
backgrounds between the ages of 18 - 39. Donors earn approximately $150.00
per acceptable ejaculate. This program requires a six month commitment
and each donor is expected to produce one specimen per week on site.
The semen donation hours are Monday - Friday from 7:30 - 1:30 PM.
Apply online at www.123donate.com


"Expected to produce one specimen per week on site." That's all?

Do they pay time-and-a-half for overtime?

Sorry for the dick jokes. I swear there will be something a little higher brow later. But not today. It's Friday.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

New Music from the Bad Plus



From the new album Prog, here's a crazy jazz cover of Rush's "Tom Sawyer" by the Bad Plus. I've liked most of their covers, with Heart of Glass being my favorite. Although, this one is pretty amazing.

I'd write more, but this is essentially a test to see if I can figure out how to post this mp3.




I think seeing a video helps to appreciate this group. I would dropkick a hole through time and space to see them live.

Lubbock: "A Good Place to Live, But I Wouldn't Want to Visit There"

Even the trailer for this documentary says a lot about Lubbock.

It's called Lubbock Lights and was made by some Austin filmmakers. They are incredibly thorough, covering the obvious musicians from Lubbock like the Flatlanders, but also the obscure, like the Legendary Stardust Cowboy.

Some complain that this movie leaves a lot of things about Lubbock out of it. This is true. You certainly don't hear about fun stuff like STD and murder rates and the extreme polarization of wealth.

But that's for another time and place. This documentary is just about the music.

And it's about the culture, the weather, and the literal and metaphorical emptiness and vastness of the place that mix to forge a musical mindset.

I had to special order my copy from the film's Web site.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

This Bible is Set to Explode in T-Minus-Whenever-this-Episode-of-700-Club-is-Over

The Bible Belt, as indicated by giant, amorphous rash:



I've indicated the location of Lubbock and felt it appropriate to superimpose images of Jesus and Waylon Jenning's belt buckle to pose as the metaphorical "bright, shining buckle of the Bible Belt."

The term Bible Belt originated from H.L. Mencken, a journalist and social critic famous for his brutal satire. I believe he may have originally been using the aforementioned quote to label some place in the Carolinas, but it feels appropriate to Lubbock considering the facts:

Lubbock is the second most conservative city in the nation.

Lubback has the most churches per capita in the nation.

In the summer of 2006, the mayor tells the local newspaper, "Nobody is going to tell God what to do and what not to do, but we are in a serious drought in West Texas and since he is the man who controls the rain clouds, we're asking him for his mercy and his help."

He followed that with a plea to the city to pray for rain.

Oh, and you can't buy booze in the city limits. Instead, you have to drive quickly and dangerously out of town and then drink it on the way back in to town. Which, studies have shown, is always safer.



On a religious but different note, be sure to watch the most recent Bill Moyers Journal episode, where he interviews Jonathan Miller about his new PBS special, A Rough History of Disbelief.


After I had my mind blown and my consciousness raised by Mr. Miller, I decided to search my local listings for that new show. To my disappoint, but utter un-astonishment, I discovered that Lubbock's PBS station will not be showing this documentary that traces the overall history of atheism with Miller's own personal arc of disbelief. Surprise, surprise. So, youtube it is. Thankfully, they have the original airing of it on the BBC. Here is episode 1, part 1.

Just listen to this guy talk. It's astonishing.


Before the Business Gets Down to its Business

Other possible titles for this blog:

All That Blog and No Potatoes

Elbow Drops From Space (Courtesy of Rob Peinert)

The Revolution Will Not Be Blogged

Great American Fetus Force*

Floating up in Pancake Heaven

Pasty-White and Nerdy Blues

Space Bitches in Heat**

Sukey Jumps and Breakdowns

Geriatric Smurf Tits

He Delivers the Devastating Taint-ocalypse!

Wreckage of the S.S. Moustache

Taking Drugs to Post Blogs to Take Drugs To***

The Shock and Awe Cardigan Campaign

No One Was the Same After the Release of the Chuck Norris Sex Tape****


*This would have had a great logo.

**Sorry ladies.

***I still may do this, and it would have to be an experimental/ambient mp3 blog. If you steal that idea, expect a firm but loving stab to the leg.

****Don't start searching google for what would obviously be the deadliest sex tape ever released; it doesn't exist. One can dream though.