Before the Business Gets Down to its Business

Other possible titles for this blog:

All That Blog and No Potatoes

Elbow Drops From Space (Courtesy of Rob Peinert)

The Revolution Will Not Be Blogged

Great American Fetus Force*

Floating up in Pancake Heaven

Pasty-White and Nerdy Blues

Space Bitches in Heat**

Sukey Jumps and Breakdowns

Geriatric Smurf Tits

He Delivers the Devastating Taint-ocalypse!

Wreckage of the S.S. Moustache

Taking Drugs to Post Blogs to Take Drugs To***

The Shock and Awe Cardigan Campaign

No One Was the Same After the Release of the Chuck Norris Sex Tape****


*This would have had a great logo.

**Sorry ladies.

***I still may do this, and it would have to be an experimental/ambient mp3 blog. If you steal that idea, expect a firm but loving stab to the leg.

****Don't start searching google for what would obviously be the deadliest sex tape ever released; it doesn't exist. One can dream though.