Job Possibility in Austin, TX
Here's a posting I found on craigslist. I think maybe I'm qualified. Perhaps...overqualified?
This, of course, was a job found under the "et cetera" category:
Semen Donors Needed
Fairfax Cryobank was established in 1986 and provides infertile
patients with anonymous donor semen in the United States and many foreign
countries. We are currently seeking healthy college educated men of all
backgrounds between the ages of 18 - 39. Donors earn approximately $150.00
per acceptable ejaculate. This program requires a six month commitment
and each donor is expected to produce one specimen per week on site.
The semen donation hours are Monday - Friday from 7:30 - 1:30 PM.
Apply online at www.123donate.com
"Expected to produce one specimen per week on site." That's all?
Do they pay time-and-a-half for overtime?
Sorry for the dick jokes. I swear there will be something a little higher brow later. But not today. It's Friday.
2 comments:
I am sorry. You can not put me as a reference for this job. I won't go into reasons, but I am sure you can think of a few.
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