But can He defeat the deliciously evil Peep-Kid Peeps of the Easter Apocalypse? Capable of withstanding shotgun blasts to their marshmellowy innards, they will surely prove a formidable foe!
Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion!
(Honestly, I was kind of torn on the name. First of all, technically speaking, shouldn't I hyphenate it, making it Cyber-Christ? Or should I forget that entirely and go with Christinator? Tough call, tough call.)
"What a wonderful response to a baiting question. The fact of the matter is, the question of evolution is not central in any way to the proper and constitutional obligations and duties of the President of the United States. As a second year law student, with a limited comprehension of constitutional law, I have noticed that the constitution only mandates that the president, and all officers of the government take an oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States. Why is a man's religion, or lack thereof, an issue to browbeat him."
First off, "baiting" question? Baiting for what? An answer? Oh boy, how absurd a demand!
And while I agree with the gentleman's point about the President's true duties, I feel it's a bit naive, as it leaves out the unspoken, and oftentimes larger role of the President as an opinion leader. The President of the United States has the largest forum in the world. When the President speaks, the world listens. That's just the way it is, and I don't want that most powerful of voices in the world to disbelieve evolution. Also, it is a matter of politics when it comes to science education for our nation's students. Basically, I would like further clarification from Paul on what he considers "Intelligent Design's" role in public education.
I saw this today with my boss, and as it came on he said, "Watch this." Being that he's a conservative, I assumed he approved of what I was about to see.
Luckily, the man has more damn sense than that. When it was over he said, "Is nothing sacred?"
Watch for yourself. Personally, I think it's going to backfire.
Dear Mike Huckabee,
I hope you're Christmas is a shit sandwich. Maybe you can tell me what that whole Christmas tree thing is about while you're at it, because it sure as Hell doesn't ring a Biblical bell with me. Oh, and I'd like to see some evidence to prove that December 25 is indeed the birth of Jesus. While I don't care how much you politicize your religion, I hope that other believers realize how dangerously you're treading. As a former Baptist minister, you should have more respect for your religion than to bring it into the notoriously sullied sphere of politics. Separation of church and state exists to protect not just the state Mr. Huckabee, but also your religion.
But thinking back to my boss, it pleased me tremendously that at least not all conservatives will fall for this Gomer Pyle-lookin' motherfucker.
"Well, golly-gee, I just wants to be your Theocrat-in-Chief."
Moving on...
Ron Paul. I like a lot of what I hear from him, and he is the ONLY Republican candidate I'm willing to even listen to anymore. The rest are completely, completely hopeless, pathetic jokes.
Huckabee's awful POLITICAL ad where he complains, in his bullshit President Bush-inspired good ol' boy "aw shucks" attitude, about POLITICS, actually gets a response from Paul in the next video. It's a good response, and also discussed is the amazing fundraising efforts by Paul's supporters.
But don't stop watching after that, because the little "interview" of Paul by the white woman from Fox and Friends (seriously, I would euthanize these people) is AMAZING. I mean, I've seen some shit in my life, and posted some ridiculous things on blogs before, but this...this is...just...My God, you may want to grab some duct tape and wrap it around your head, going under your chin and back over the top several times just to keep your jaw from falling completely off. That, and don't have a gun nearby. Suicide might not seem fairly reasonable.
The gun is in my hands, pressed to my head, I'm shaking - "Please Fox and Friends, I can't...don't make me...I just can't go on anymore. The media is so...fucking...goddamn...fuck...please no more retarded....the world is so fucking fucked...ah Jesus...shit man, this isn't how the news is supposed to....fuck..goddamn..."
This blog originates from the "bright, shining buckle of the Bible Belt," Lubbock, TX. It documents the plans and attempt to escape Lubbock for greener pastures. Along the way, our intrepid, young hotshots encounter religious shenanigans, media tomfoolery, mp3 goodness, and personal and photographic monkeyshines.
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