Whereupon You Experience Shooting Pain in the Chest and Wrists

I believed in neither love nor marriage until this moment:








That's right, lonely hearts. Cast your forlorn gaze upon Mr. And Mrs. Twinkie and their Tiered Twinkie Cake, perfect for a dream wedding. I mean, look at their little outfits. Aren't they adorable?

The recipe calls for 59 twinkies.

That sounds like a recipe...for a happy marriage! (that's when my drummer's supposed to do that bah-dum-bum thing to indicate the recent delivery of a clever joke)


And look at this little cowpoke:



Sort of reminds me of something...




Eerie.


From the Hostess Web site:
"Twinkies were developed as an inexpensive treat during the Depression. Jimmy Dewar, manager of the Schiller Park, IL bakery, noticed the pans for Hostess' Little Shortbread Fingers were only used during summer months. Dewar decided to make use of the pans throughout the year by filling them with golden sponge cake and banana filling. Today's vanilla filling was the result of a banana shortage during World War II. En route to show off his new idea in St. Louis, Dewar saw a billboard for "Twinkle Toe Shoes" - and the name Twinkies was born."