The Title's Stayin', Apparently So Are We
Look, as it is, our two heroes may be in Lubbock for a while longer.
There's not much to do in Lubbock. Except complain about it. So, I'm sure there will be a veritable bevy of new blogs in the coming days, now that we have accepted our continued stay here.
Also, while it's quite fun to attack things here, I suppose we'll try and lighten it up with puppy dogs and ice cream and rainbow-farting unicorns from time to time.
Now, we realize that the title of the blog, The Great Bible Belt Escape, therefore may temporarily be inaccurate. But, we're falling back on the claim that we never actually said WHEN this escape would occur. So there.
Even if we're rolling ourselves out of town in wheelchairs with fractured hips and hearing aids blowing out in the wind, we'll escape.
Perhaps we're just enjoying detailing the absurdities of this place too much to leave.
Mmm...maybe. But mostly we're broke as shit.
2 comments:
Rainbow-farting unicorns huh? Cuz uh, yeah. They're soo indigenous to the South Plains area.
Well they were. But as of June 1, 2007, all the rainbow-farting unicorn have been destroyed. Apparently they all watch the Rambo IV trailer we posted and theirs heads exploded. Well, there was one who could handle it; but an arrow came out of no where, stricking the rainbow-farting beast, causing it to fall on an misplaced landmine.
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